Happy New Year Everyone!
Well, Ive settled into 2011 and lo and behold I have come across and new compelling series. I gotta tell ya, if you ever think your life is messed up, just watch this show. MY STRANGE ADDICTION. Ok Case 1, This lady has an addiction of eating toilet paper. So the show entails how she goes all day eating TP like shes eating Chips and Dip. It was uncanny! Ive never seen or heard anything like this! Then I got to wondering, How many calories are in a roll of toilet paper? This could be the new diet revolution! Well, needless to say I think she eats more than just TP cause she was kind of large.
Then there was the other case where the other lady had an addiction of sleeping with her hair dryer on all night blowing on her hand. I mean seriously? You can't make this stuff up! What a shocker, her husband left her. HA! Now what I found ironic about this lady was that her hair looked like shit. Im just saying... The episode tailed off saying TP Lady has cut back from 4 rolls to 2 a week.. Next thing you know the surgeon general will put warnings on the labels of Charmin saying pregnant women should not use this product and product may cause constipation.. Awesome!
So in short, The TP lady was heavy and the blow dryer lady had lousy hair. Great addictions ladies!
Next week its the girl who is addicted to eating laundry detergent. My question is how is she alive? Isnt that stuff poisonous?? I cant wait to see this episode!
How do you even have an addition like that? Eating TP? How did that start? One day she was like, "yo I'm trying to get up on some toilet paper...stuff's looking sorta good, plus I have a coupon."
ReplyDeleteWeird world we live in man. Hundred years ago she'd have been stoned to death and tossed in a river. Today? She's a reality T.V queen with probably two books deals in the works. I'm just sayin'...
These shows keep coming and coming...We are the addicts addicted to seeing how freaky or talentless others are...I guess it makes our lives that much better...As for the lady with the TP fetish...I wonder what was her brand of choice...Because I know how much that charmin and whitecloud can clog the commode, I don't wanna know how it clogs her up...Then what does she use to wipe her butt?...Maybe potato chips or chocolate chip cookies...She is doing it all wrong then...Imagine if she lived in Russia where TP is like gold...and they don't get big super duper packs like we get here...The lady with the blowdryer addiction...Oh this one just wears me out..I need a nap with my weedwacker running:)
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