Historical pornography...

Have you been subjected to this?  It was my unfortunate experience the other night to have to waste an hour of my life watching this historical telling of the Borgias family and their tale of how they came into power over the church during the renaissance.  First and foremost I have zero interest in this but I was playing on my Ipad and someone else was in control of the TV.  I swear every other scene it was the chamber maid doing this guy and some princess doing this other guy and then I had to have it broken down to me that so and so is betroved to her BUT his brother is nailing her on the side and then later on he kills him..  It went on and on like this.. Then Jeremy Iron starts messing with some broad and I had had enough.. "He's the Pope!!"  I screamed, what kind of pope is this?  "~And now.... I shall invade France..."  Let your imagination soar on that one folks... VOMIT!  I mean there was a scene where a couple went at it in a dining room hall decorated with the stuffed bodies of the Kings enemies..  I was like, Um yeah youre just gonna throw her on that table surrounded by decaying bodies and the obvious stink that comes with it?  I was done, I told my wife to go grab my claritin cause I was having an allergy attack and I yelled "Make Haste Wench!"



This is another one that is out there..  So this one revolves around King Henry the VIII and his debauchery..  Im not gonna dive into this one to much other than its about all his affairs, his multiple wives and lovers, and the Catholic church... What is it with the Catholic church in these things??  Long story short, he dies of Syphilis.. SHOCKER! 



Ok on this one, I actually wanted to watch this, hoping it would be like a 300/Gladiator type thing.. Ya know, blood and carnage and a overcoming insurmountable odds ordeal..  Two episodes into it I lost interest because again, every other scene was some wench getting railed by some dirty warrior...

To me all these shows have nothing interesting to say and the over saturation of gratuitous sex within dilutes any kind of story.  In short, its softcore porn!  I know I know, some of you may be saying, well David what's wrong with that?  Nothing really if youre into that kind of stuff but does every show have to be revolved around it?

It just occured to me, wouldnt it be funny if they created an original series on the life of a porn star but it had NO SEX in it?  It'd probably be due to her not being catholic..