What questions you SHOULD NOT ask friends in front of your wife..

Last night ladies and gentlemen was fun!  A night out with some friends followed by drinks and poker at a buddy's house.  So as these nights go, people get a bunch of drinks in them and ya start talking about anything.  So I noticed my friend JP always comes to these poker parties without his significant other.  So being the idiot I am and not waiting for Cristina's smoke break.  I asked JP right in front of her, "JP how is it you get out all the time without your wife?  Tell me cause I really want to know."  Next thing you know, two laser beams are firing out of my wife's eyes and into my skull..  "Excuse me David???  Did you just ask him how he gets out without his wife??  Why do you want to know??"  Whole drive home I heard this..  I wanted to know ofcourse cause me, Id wanna spend as much time with my wife as possible and I couldnt fathom why JP was out without his lovely wife.  Enquiring minds wanted to know, I tried to explain this to my Cristina but there was no consoling her and the fact that she was craving Taco Bell and there was none to be found only added to my problems. 

So today, we are watching Private parts (The Howard Stern movie) and I told her this is what I should of done with my life, been a DJ and just talk about anything and everything regardless of the FCC.  My dedicated wife quickly responds, "I have no problem telling you that we would not be married if you had a job as a DJ."  Im puzzled, what would be wrong with me interviewing Porn stars, Musicians and other interesting people in this world?  I would simply be doing my job.  I think I missed my calling.

Well, have a good weekend and thanks JP!  Youve inspired me for greater things!