Random thoughts at its best..

Went to have lunch with my 8 year old today and I was running a little late so I was rushing.  So I get to the Wendy's and there's this lady in a minivan hanging out of the window with a piece of paper reading a slew of orders.  FML right?  So after shes done I pull up and I get the usual "Welcome to Wendy's can I take your order please?'  I rattle off what I need then I hear after I finish, "Hold on"  Then not thinking I fire off a tirade saying "Are you fucking serious?  What'd ya ask me what I wanted if you werent ready???"  Dammit, and I after I said I was like "Shit I know they heard that..."  Last thing ya ever wanna do is piss of people who handle your food.  He got on shortly after that and had me repeat my order and was apologetic but still..  After I got my kids food I said "Happy Holidays!!"  Think that made up for it??  Plus I sit down with Jazzy and she's eating and I go into some kind of zone, I cant explain it but I just start singing.  Dont ask.. So I caught myself singing Meatloaf's 'I would do anything for love, but I wont do that."  Right when I get to the 'Pray to the gods of sex and drugs and rock and roll' part I notice I have like 3 sets of parents staring at me.  Whatever..  :)

So after lunch got home and started flipping channels and I have this new cable channel called the Palladia channel.  Its pretty cool, they show live concerts and what not.  So I flip to it cause I notice Purple Rain is starting at 1pm so I cant miss out on that.  Anyway, I catch the end of the NKOTB concert.  Now remember this is a new channel and its in HD so the clarity is goooood!  Anyway, the concerts wrapping up and they are panning throughout the audience and I cant help but laugh.  Every broad that followed these clowns in the 80s was there.  Nevermind the fact these dudes are average at best when it comes to singing, Id say the overall HOTNESS of their female following has pretty much died out.  I mean damn!  One of the chicks looked like my kids cafeteria lady.  Nuff said!  Way to keep Hangin' tough boys!

Last but not least, before Purple Rain starts a Justin Beiber video comes on, I know right.  Turn in your man card David.  Call it morbid curiousity, that and my 3 year old loves this Baby song.  So shes singing along with it, Hell she even knows the damn Ludacris Rap part, I was like are you friggin' kidding me Jaedyn???  So Im watching this video with her and I dunno guys, I dont remember rolling with my boys to the bowling alley and breaking out in coordinated, choreographed dance to impress a bunch of chicks, is this how they do it now??  This is why I have trouble grasping today's pop culture.  You got 12 year olds pimping the likes of Kim Kardashian, singers wearing meat dresses to award shows and enough reality shows on TV where you cant tell Fiction and Non-Fiction apart anymore.

Now if youll excuse me, Im going to go purify myself in the water of Lake Minnetonka..